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In essence of today’s many online gamers, the owner of this Saab needs to “L2Park,” or Learn-To-Park.

Jesus Loves You, but…

Make sure to use protection… #TROJAN MAGNUM

The More Colorful Your Paint the Better… #3

Some may consider teal on this car a thing of beauty, but in reality, it’s DEFINITELY a hoopty!

Poor G35… Got Rice?

It’s a shame to see cars with such potential for beauty like this one, be devastated by one thing… A HUGE, UNNECESSARY SPOILER!

The More Colorful Your Paint the Better… #2

Lesson #1: Don’t paint your car an outrageous color if that same car has bullet holes/gun shot wounds in the body (notice especially the bumper but otherwise ALL OVER) and/or you cannot keep up with maintenance (notice the differently painted mirrors).

The Duller Your Paint the Better… #2


By the looks of it, this trunk was so overstuffed that it had to be duct-taped shut. There probably isn’t a body in this trunk, but then again, there probably is.

“How do you like my new window trim? I modded it myself.”

Is that… Mickey?

Is the driver of this mysterious van just a Mickey Mouse fan, or something far more scarier? By the looks of it, I think it’d be safe to say probably something more towards the second option.

Vampire Slayer or Handyman?

It would not be surprising if that wooden stake was used for other things than securing the door of this guy’s car shut. Could it be…?


Considering this zebra-striped rover was spotted just off a beach in South Florida, I assume he is selling tours through the treacherous jungles of SFL. There are TONS of wild animals. No, really.

The More Colorful Your Paint the Better…

It’s probably time for “CUSTOM” two-tone fade paint jobs to go out of style. Then again, if people knew they were out of style, how could we find amusing vehicles like this one?

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